Get the fuck out of my house.
“So I was at this dive bar and I met this chick. Finally at 4am she invited me back to her house. She offered me a beer and we were sitting on her couch making out and shit when she fell asleep on me. So I chilled out finishing my beer for about 15 minutes. I then woke her up to tell her I was leaving and she was like ‘no stay’ thinking she had just dozed off for a few. She told me she would be right back and she went to the bathroom. When she came out she already had her shirt off and a condom and we starting fucking. As soon as I busted with me still in her she turned around and looked at me and said ‘Do Me a Favor? Get the Fuck out of my house.’
I purposely stayed a few minutes longer finishing my beer and then bounced.”
Submitted By: “DG”