The Best of the Best.

Each week we select the most shameful, most embarrassing, or just the dumbest story we can find. If you end up here, I’m sorry.

This weeks story:

Could you do me a favor?

Get the fuck out of my house.

“So I was at this dive bar and I met this chick.  Finally at 4am she invited me back to her house.  She offered me a beer and we were sitting on her couch making out and shit when she fell asleep on me.  So I chilled out  finishing my beer for about 15 minutes.  I then woke her up to tell her I was leaving and she was like ‘no stay’ thinking she had just dozed off for a few.  She told me she would be right back and she went to the bathroom.  When she came out she already had her shirt off and a condom and we starting fucking.  As soon as I busted with me still in her she turned around and looked at me and said ‘Do Me a Favor?  Get the Fuck out of my house.’

I purposely stayed a few minutes longer finishing my beer and then bounced.”

Submitted By: “DG”