Moldy Jackass

Ewwww, moldy bed

“So I was married to this complete deadbeat faggot for 2 and 1/2 years. Did something retarded and got married at 19. BIG MISTAKE! He always tried to control me the entire time we were together, telling me I wasn’t allowed to go anywhere unless he was with me, accused me of cheating when I was 5 minutes away at my girl’s house, and told me I was whoring myself out to the entire state when my mom would call and I woulnd’t answer the phone because he couldn’t hear my voicemail. This past June, I finally got sick and tired of trying to change him and make things work. So I said to hell with it. I told him I was going to Maryland to visit some family for a week, when I was really going 750 miles in the opposite direction. 2 days later, he called me to tell me my brother hadn’t been over to feed our cats. I asked him one question: “How are you supposed to know what he’s been doing when I got a restraining order on you to stay the fuck away from MY house and MY family on the way to the airport?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! I went back on month later to set the divorce in motion and noticed my bed was missing. Yeah, my parents did me a solid there. Turns out his nasty ass was pouring all kinds of water and pop all over our bed wehn he would come home drunk as fuck at 5 in the morning and the whole mattress was infested with mold, so they let him keep it without telling him it’s condition. I hope you like your moldy, clamidia infested strippers, you cocksucker! By the way, Dad’s still waiting for his $150K you STOLE FROM HIM! I hope you get AIDS you fucking bitch!”

Submitted By: “Stephi“