I’m saving myself.
“I met this girl online through a dating website, so I knew it was going to be a 50/50 chance of being weird. I met up with the girl, went out for dinner, then met up with her friends. We were enjoying ourselves out, having a good time, when we decided to go back to my place. Things were getting heavy when she made a confession to me. “I’m a virgin,” she said. She told me she wasn’t ready to give up her v-card, but she had a suggestion. She said “I don’t have sex, but I’ll let you stick it in my ass.” I told her that was a little weird, but went along with it. After finishing I asked her why she would partake in the backdoor action, but not normal sex. She told me “I’m saving myself for marriage.” After that I told her blatantly that she was a little fucked up in the head and that she should go, but that she could call me sometime.
Good luck to her future husband.”
Submitted By: “SD”
